For Those of You with Presidential Delusions…

Welcome to an election year. Full of yelling, screaming, bad-haired, bad-mouthed, imbecile politicians jockeying for the “Who Can Be the Most Insulting Asshole” title. (Congratulations Donald Trump, you’ve won!)

If you’re feeling, well, presidential, and always dreamed of redecorating the White House alá , Kim Kardashian, then your chance awaits in the form of this Dallas mansion.

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This knock off is pretty spot on in the White House knock off department. The 16,000 square foot, 4-bedroom home sits on 3.3 acres and comes replete with at least half a dozen antique French fireplaces, a staircase modeled after the Louvre’s, (yes that Louvre) and  a bathroom that replicates the pattern of the flooring in Versailles (that Versailles, too) Seems the folks who customized this house were serious Francophiles.

Bonus points to the realtor who had the owners play Minions on the screen in the private theater.

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Perhaps The Douchebag Donald can make it his consolation prize after the election. I’m sure the citizens of Dallas would welcome him with open arms. It’s on the market for a mere $15 million.

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For more on the property check out the listing here.

HT to Curbed for the lead. 

All images via Briggs Freeman


Abigail Bassett

Abigail Bassett is a full-time freelance journalist, content creator, and television, video, and podcast host whose work has appeared in publications like TechCrunch, Fast Company, Inc. Magazine, Forbes, Fortune, Motor Trend, Shondaland, Money Magazine, and on CNN. Her passion is telling unique stories that change the way we see, interact with, and relate to the world. She is also a Yoga Alliance Registered 500-hour yoga teacher.

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